When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
Get the sperm loogie mug.Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.
It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the spam or sperm mug.Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.
by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018
Get the Schwerm-sperm mug.We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.
by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012
Get the sperm germ mug.Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
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