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Spaghetti

Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals
by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023
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Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti
Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!
by GoonieDaddy March 22, 2022
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Spaghetti

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too
by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020
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Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017
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