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Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.
Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.
by KingFen July 19, 2018
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Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.
by Spermhands October 6, 2018
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Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”
Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.
by The messageman October 29, 2022
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Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam
In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
by #Bam! March 31, 2022
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Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021
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Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.
by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021
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Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in
Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again
by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021
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