Snitchard

A person that will tell on anyone and doesn't care who knows.

Snitchard stood there looking like a retard staring at a Ferris wheel.

by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024

Snitches get only bitches

The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.

If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.

by Mhshah February 14, 2024

Snitching

Stealing, according to the BFG. For example, taking fruit that is not yours is snitching, as is kidnapping people.

I is a very honourable giant! I does not go snitching things!
You snitched me!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 16, 2024

Snitch

The unsolicited guardian of all secrets, except for the fact that they can't keep one. A paradox wrapped in a mystery, shrouded in a betrayal.

Stop being like Rick Rawlin-Wren, you're going to get called a snitch.

by SherNoir February 20, 2024

Snitchiface

This phrase is used in the UK and Australia to describe someone that is rude or naughty. It's used by parents to tell their kids they are naughty when they really want to say a**hole or s***head for the action the kid has done. This can also be used in an office style environment as it is not considered a swear word.
In addition you can shorten it to snitch and then also use it in replace of saying bitch. Naughty words made polite. This was invented by an excellent Dad and it caught on and is used in all good neighbourhoods.

"You are a snitchiface" or "You have been a total snitchiface", and "you are a snitch".

by Zanygal24 April 10, 2024

Snitch

This is used in Australia as an all genders polite insult. This was invented by a Dad caught on. Use it in place of saying bitch or asshole, so it's kids friendly and even work appropriate.

You are a snitch.

You're a total snitch.
You're a snitchiface.

by Zanygal24 April 10, 2024

Snitch

Nobody likes them... BUUUUUUT...

Hym "Nobody likes a snitch... But nobody likes being bullied... Nobody likes having crime perpetrated against them... Nobody cared that the retard was snitching on me about letting him stay up past his bedtime or anything else he snitched about but they DO care about me not keeping my mouth shut about the whores molesting his fat cock... So... No. You love a snitch when his cock is fat and you hate a snitch when you're the guy being snitched on. You love anyone with a fat cock. Be a fat cock will always be anointed by a priest and we must all love those who are chosen by women... OR ELSE! Because left or right we are all pagan incest cultist."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024