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smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015
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Stupid fucking dumb un-smart loser

A form of insult name from the people around you after you tick them off so hard they stopped thinking of original insult.
SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB UN-SMART LOSER”
by The best pizza person November 6, 2022
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Me-so-smart

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
by Michael_Morre April 2, 2020
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Smart dumbass

Someone who is dumb but is smart enough to realize they are dumb

Not to be confused with smartass
“Man how did I get that wrong I am so fucking stupid

“Hey at least your a smart dumbass and not just a regular one”
by Whhwhwhwhss October 11, 2023
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So smart

A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
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Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!
School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?
by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021
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smart

a person that knows a lot
if you were smart you wouldn't have searched the word
or be here
by 6 nipples man February 22, 2021
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