Safeness

Noun, Equivalent to "safe" with addition of suffix "-ness". Used in variation to "safe".

Person 1: "I'll get you your ganja by the end of the week". Person 2: "Ok. Safeness"

by Mohan June 24, 2003

safety rips

The stress marks and shreds in brand new jeans that are actually sewn around the edges so the faux rip won't get any bigger. Commonly found in stores such as Aeropostale and Hot-Topic for $50.

That's so lame that Jimmy cut the holes in his pants himself, instead of just wearing them out. Oh well, at least he didn't buy some bunk safety-ripped jeans at the mall.

by tha 1 who Trevs January 9, 2005

SafetySuit

A band that is so underrated, but people should hear them because their songs are so beautiful.
Have two albums, Life Left to go which was titled from a friend of the band that wanted to commit suicide. These Times which is a song in their album which is about knowing these times are hard, but they will pass.

Person 1: Have you heard of SafetySuit?
Person 2: Yea, their music is so beautiful.

by TJAlvi January 10, 2014

safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

email safe word

In an email thread, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the email thread) agreed to by the participating parties to change the subject or end the thread when the inappropriateness of the thread has reached its limit. This is so that someone on the email thread can let everyone else know that they feel like continuing the thread would only get too personal and cause shame.

Similar to a safe word in BDSM.

Bob: Notice her status says engaged as well…I wonder if this dude is her fiancé…or if that is why she has been abstinent?
Sue: I'm not even sure what to say but LOL about her "other pussy." She's a class act, right there. I just hope she wasn't friends with her co-workers.
Mary: That is exactly the reason I don't have a Facebook acct.
Jill: OMG…that was hilarious!!! Mary…..I don’t think we’d need to know about your escapades.
Bob: No, love caves are private.
Jill: I bet you are about ready for a visit to the love cave, aren't you, Bob??
Sue: BANANA! I said BANANA! Stop, dammit, stop! For the love of God, BAAAAANAAAANAAA!
Jill: Huh?
Sue: Banana is our email safe word. In order to prevent us from too much TMI, we need to put an end to this thread.

by notlikekristi August 25, 2009

safety flame

Something really cool; can be used interchangeably as verb/noun/adjective

"man dem shoes is safety flame"
"blad ur too safety flame for words"
"I am THE safety flame"
opposite: "soooooo un-safety flame!!"

by an ony mouse October 14, 2005