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The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).
Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.
by B-RAM May 1, 2006
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slapper dink

Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK!
Poopin' on a crapper stink
Lickin' on a boo da baw day
A fuckin' bone slappin' just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day
I said Poop.... stains, don't run in the rain
They just flip on a flappity doo
A fuckin' bone slappin just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day.
by Rormiester October 9, 2007
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1.Someone who “slaps the bass” and slaps like on Davies videos

2.someone who slaps a bass guitar
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by Davie504 is a bass guitar August 20, 2019
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"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping
by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010
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