A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
Get the Ninja Slapmug. An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
Get the apple slappingmug. The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...
person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
by Starshine101 March 30, 2009
Get the Lappy slapmug. For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
Get the Scrotum Slapmug. A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).
‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021
Get the Scoop and slapmug. 1. To physically slap someone with a brick, or to throw a brick at an individual.
2. To show the wanting to slap someone, mostly on the internet.
2. To show the wanting to slap someone, mostly on the internet.
by a brick-slapper November 23, 2013
Get the brick-slapmug. A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015
Get the hitler slapmug.