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Scorpasaur

A dinosaur from the cretacous period which had scorpion claws for hand. Coloured red and green and was one of the most dangerous things around. Liked to eat roarberries and spotted shrews (from which pigeons evolved from). Remains have been found in Texas and new Zealand

Now used to describe someone who has done something rediculous!
Ie - wow your such a scorpasaur!

Or - Scorpasaur! Man your crazy
by Devilslaw February 4, 2010
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scorpion jew

moniez grabzoid with the pincers and the stinger.
'General insult'
You Scorpion Jew, go pincer da moniez swag.
by QuadNader August 20, 2011
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Sharpie

When your so sharp you out sharp a sharpie.
Miller was sharpie that day.
Yeah my nigga was Bold sticking out like a sharpie.
Looking Sharpie my nigga.
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Sharp-rofe

A person with the surname Sharp-rofe is an epic fortnite gamer who likes to sleep eat game repeat.
Sharp-rofe is so lazy
by Jaidyn Sharp-rofe March 27, 2021
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Sea Scorpion

Paul Hogan originally said "I'll slip an extra sea scorpion on the barbie" but the tourism ad agency changed it to the now famous "shrimp on the barbie".
by Inter-Planet March 9, 2011
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Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
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R Kelly Sharpshooter

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
by ranchdong October 3, 2017
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