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kyle santos

1) the act of fucking a girl in her belly button while she eats the cum off the guys hairy nipples

2) funniest kid in the world

3) the act of fucking a girl so hard that her vagina turns inside out
1) yo last night me and this hot bitch had a kyle santos

2) he is so funny... must be a kyle santos

3) dude look at this bitches vagina... it is a kyle santos
by blintos1234321 May 24, 2009
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Senior Erotica

Sexy dreams including thoughts of tandem bike rides and splashing around in a lake.
My co-worker came into a meeting today and told me about his senior erotica.
by atlfunnygirl April 20, 2010
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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011
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Santoo

An alternative name to mock Budha Dal Jathedar, Santa Singh. Santoo wuz not a jatt, he wuz a arora lindoo gadaar who was excommunicated from sikhi for being crypto lindoo shiwling polisher dogla gandoo.

May also be used to insult someone else, predominantly when speaking on the physical appearance.
Person 1: Santoo was a traitor to the Sikh Kaum.

Person 2: Yea, Babbars needed to get a hold of him.
by Gang80 May 23, 2022
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Senior man

A Nigerian slang used to insult a person with an abnormally small penis
That our boss henry is a senior man down there
by Harveyxyz September 7, 2021
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Santorum

Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.
Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.
by Truth in Politics January 10, 2012
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Senior assassin

This is Freshman that slays every Senior Pussy no matter what also he does not try
He is such a senior Assassin last week I saw him with mad senior
by Dr.MANNATHAH December 3, 2019
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