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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023
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top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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secret of the rain

A person who is mysterious but you see them around frequently
See that boy over there he’s a secret to the rain (secret of the rain)
by JJfresh. ; ) May 11, 2018
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Secrets

You have to tell your secrets
I I'm going to te'll my secrets
by Donald trump.. November 11, 2019
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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