Satan Nicholas

Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.

He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.

by Monkey's Dad December 5, 2023

sneaky little satan woman

A mischievous woman that engages in frequent acts of tomfoolery.

"nah bro that's hella nasty, you must be a sneaky little satan woman"

by rats bastardly December 8, 2023

Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023

Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.

That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!

by Mnsrd September 10, 2023

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019