tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Saidhbh

a beautiful, intelligent, deer-like female with a maternal nature to people called oisin. usually a rich brunette with fair skin, saidhbh usually has innocent blue eyes but with a mischevious brown streak. saidhbh has elegance and dignity and many guys seek her hand in marriage. despite being a very sought after girl, saidhbh has high standards and does not fall for just anyone. saidhbh is witty, stubborn and opinionated, kind, spontaneous, gorgeous but doesn't know it, often has a best friend clled hannah, funny, weird, a good reader, generous, and would do anything for someone she cares about. if you have a best friend called saidhbh you are very lucky, as a saidhbh is the best friend anyone could ever have.

so you think she's nice?

yeah she's a real saidhbh...

by hammiee August 31, 2010

Egg Salad

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

by MentholMan December 14, 2008

it said pens

used when posting on internet forums, it is a way to ensure that your replies (and subsequently your reputation) dont fall victim to the dreaded post edit.

Original post: Who is your favorite actor?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon

Edited post: Which actor do you have sexual fantasies about on a regular basis?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt (now self incriminated)
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon (dignity has been saved)

by Booogs September 23, 2008

noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009

toss your salad

To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?

Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."

by babychar August 22, 2011