Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 03, 2004

Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

by Andrew Lennon Shepard May 12, 2021

your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.

As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"

by SmartestGirl February 25, 2009

I-love-my-gay-son.

A statement from a parent who loves his or her gay son unconditionally.

"I-love-my-gay-son. -- I won't let my religious beliefs tell me otherwise."

by Ludd May 26, 2015

i gave her son an onion

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch

Fat annoying Bastard that has nothing better to do than to constantly annoy the fuck out of you just because he's a worthless cock bitin' mother fucker.

I'm settin' in the living room chair talking on the phone trying to hold a meaningful conversation when all of a sudden the "Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch" starts hurling objects from across the room that bounce off of my forehead.

by Angie Ingersoll November 15, 2008

YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

this term is tom greatly insult someone, it is most commonly said while yelling/screaming
some one usually says this term when greatly insulted, or just to be a fucking cunt that wants to hurt someones feelings

Joe: *kicks you in the nuts*

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
or, conversely:

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
Joe: you will be personally be arrested for hurting my mother fucking feelings!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022