Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.

The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.

by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022

Bored Smashing

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Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018

smashing change

Playing with lady parts with your fingers.

Johnny got caught smashing change with hilda.

by CDLC July 20, 2019

smashing the envelope

To go beyond "pushing the envelope".

NASA will be smashing the envelope by landing a man on Venus

by Red Caps February 29, 2016

testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018