skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 04, 2010

skinned the bear

to pull back the foreskin on a penis befor giving head

...that bitch even skinned the bear, it was fuckin amazin !

by el super beasto July 17, 2011

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 04, 2010

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 01, 2010

skin pollution

Tattoos.

He's dun hizself under wit all dat skin pollution.

by GunDawg March 06, 2023

Skin a Tin

Australian Slang, To slam (drink)a can of beer, or many cans of beer.

Robbo: "Friday arvo, definately time to skin a tin!"

by Johnno Jonez October 17, 2008

Skin Diving

Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.

“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”

by HR49 August 18, 2022