When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
by shitweasel June 11, 2020
A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
by soupersmoothgirl March 27, 2022
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins November 01, 2019
When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 31, 2021
by buttface headturds April 29, 2020
That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.
by tiggerzz July 21, 2017