secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 27, 2021
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secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 27, 2021
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Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.
Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.
by shahed October 12, 2017
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Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.
Secrete Cave Entrance
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Secret Gay

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.
Who do you think is the secret gay from the class
by DIJI_is_dictionary May 08, 2024
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 01, 2021
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