Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

by Lylo21savage September 11, 2020

sam

god hes such a sweaty gamer but hes cool i guess

sam: guys i found diamond
friend: ok

by cactus dick September 13, 2020

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

Sam

WiFi problems are caused by sam

Sam fixed the wifi

by rnr321 September 22, 2020

Sam

That kid in school who is smart but dumbs himself down so that you can feel just as smart as him. Wich is why you can find him mostly hanging out with the idiots in the school. He is a Nintendo freak and hangs out with other Nintendo freaks, and he is a dirty brush user in splatoon 2.

I hate you sam, but your my friend so keep existing.

by Peter sanderous September 22, 2020

Sam

Sam is a very welcoming person. A person into a trilogy named bttf (back to the future) perhaps. She also loves Albert Einstein, and lots of more "smarty pants" in the world of Science. She would usually love to see her friend in video calls.
She loves Micheal J. Fox's series and movies!

Girl: It's Sam, the smarty pants!
Sam: Did you know that Mart-

by Universality September 28, 2020

sam

shut up

sam shut up

by camerup September 30, 2020