Rod wrecker

A girl who's got a very tight pussy

Man I railed this chick the other night and that chick was a rod wrecker

by 201910 May 31, 2019

fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 2, 2023

Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls

“He was almost as good looking as Rod”

by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018

Gungle Rod

A silly little name for a silly little character.

Guy: My dog just nibbled at my pants and ran away for no reason at all. He is such a Gungle Rod.

by "Lemonade" cat May 31, 2023

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

Sounding Rod

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.

I used a sounding rod today to adjust my singing voice.

by feelsman May 9, 2025

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016