the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..
by Boy Hampster windsor September 09, 2009
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ring of fire

1.People who take the weight loss aid alli will have almost artistic oil deposits that acquire in the toilet. If not cleaned properly or immediately these oily deposits will form a circle on the outer water line that resembles: a ring of fire
2. The same oily discharge that happens that acquires around your anus.

3. The painful sensation in your anus that goes hand in hand with taking alli
I can still see the ring of fire you left behind in the toilet.
by jonnydeefus October 21, 2009
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dime'n ring

An object, made by putting a dime inside a completely unfolded $1 bill, and then making the $1 bill into a ring shape, imprisoning the dime.
I really like a dime'n ring, when it comes to spending.
by Seshie January 27, 2009
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Ring print

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009
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As The Bell Rings

The best show on Disney Channel. Good now, but it was at its best when Demi Lovato was the lead girl. The only thing that is not great is that the episodes are only 5 minutes long.

It is also actually FUNNY, unlike JONAS, which is just stoopid.

Oh, and not a Jonas Brother is in sight during the entire show, only Tony Oller and Demi Lovato, teenagers who can actually sing.
"Did you see the last episode of JONAS last night?! Oh my god, I hate Chelsea Staub, she's taking my man!!!!"

"Heck no I didn't watch that stupid show. I only watched what came on after it."

"What kind of crap are you talking about?"

"As The Bell Rings, you stupid idiotic fangirl."
by Trespeak August 15, 2009
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red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.
Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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Peach Rings

A peach flavored gummy candy coated with sugar in the shape of a life preserver. Able to be placed in orifices such as the vagina,asshole,or mouth. could be fit around the penis and used as a masturbatory aid.
Jenny-"Oh lets go to the store and buy some peach rings"

Timmy-"yeah we could either eat them or fuck them""
by Cristobal the Ripper June 26, 2009
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