Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017

Reverse-Legend

When someone is actually such a loser that they're the total opposite of a legend.

Dude did you hear what Paz was saying last night? He was being such a f*****g reverse-legend

by lordlit7 November 12, 2017

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023

reverse aladdin

1. a sexual position done over, sideways, and under on a carpet
or
2. a sexual position where two people have sex somehow involving a lamp

"Nina and Brad totally hooked up last night"
"Yeah I know! I heard they were doing the reverse aladdin on Brad's parents carpet."

by randomgirl199 May 11, 2014