puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

puddlecuddle

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019

pantie puddles

When a woman cum's in her panties

She got pantie puddles when I rubbed her pussy

by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014

paddleasstastic

Extremely good, particularly in a sadomasochistic manner.

"What did you think of that film last night?"

"It was paddleasstastic"

by Muggz November 6, 2003

Piddlestrap

A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.

Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.

by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003