Přemek

Přemek, is the name of a guy that has the biggest cock ever and gets the most bitches, overall a player.

"I want to be penetrated by Přemek so fucking hard"

by Kuba Zajda December 4, 2021

Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.

Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.

by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022

Přemek

name of a guy who has the biggest cock in town and also best looking

Přemek is the guy that i had sex with

by poggersmonkey420 January 23, 2022

Premaditated

When someone is Premad at you and starts taking it out on you before you even make them mad.

Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”

by Jackaranda January 30, 2022

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE]

ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY

AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION

CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.

When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.

I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)

THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.

It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.

ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.

Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.

Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo

OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.

BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 6, 2022

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022