Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.

"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."

by shittybex September 19, 2016

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016

Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

double-decker peanut butter t-rex

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Broke my peanut

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

by McLink99 October 19, 2023