Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

Potato head by Panthera Atrox March 4, 2011

Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)

Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time

Sex Potato by troPunk June 12, 2010

texas potato chip 

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip

That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip

texas potato chip by t-rexxx November 27, 2009

Kawaii Potato 

The cutest and most adorbable thing your eyeballs will ever witness

KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy is SUCH a Kawaii Potato! Everyone hug the potato!!!

Kawaii Potato by KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy April 6, 2017

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

mashed potatoes by Joshimo June 11, 2006

Hot Potato Throwback

When having sex, one person shits in their hand and slaps the other person in the face.

He pulled a hot potato throwback last night, so I left him.

Hot Potato Throwback by RuffLikeYourMotherLikesIt August 1, 2011

potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005