wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor

wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

by Eclipsify November 23, 2013

side-poon

Pussy that you get at college while away from your significant other.

I got 4 side-poons this month...how about you?

by Flyleaf March 28, 2009

goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

by scumslug November 21, 2009

Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.

Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!

by Jellystein November 10, 2009

Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim

STFU you Mama Poon Poon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003