Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
by Bartolona August 13, 2018
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poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 05, 2010
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Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.
That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get the poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!
by Ramondos February 26, 2008
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Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
by TBCRI September 15, 2011
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poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 02, 2017
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I poke you

I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well
Athena Gaming is a pubg player and he always says "poke you guys" and poke defines to love in korean.
I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well
by Faixan December 21, 2021
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Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.
"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."
by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017
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