stiring the pot

When you having sex and decide to take chopsticks and shoves it up a girl's ass, stiring it around a little to expand the whole before anal.

Dude I was stiring the pot for like 20 seconds before giving it to her!!

by johnyeros February 3, 2009

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

by Julian Hamilton February 12, 2006

Stink pot

someone with built up sweat and dirt. Usually they try to cover the stench up with body mist but it only makes it worse. Someone who doesn’t wash off and lets their b.o linger.

Wow mia is a real stink pot she smells so bad it’s hurting my nose and making my eyes water. Please take a shower.

by daddy christ is in you. September 6, 2020

pumpy pot

A normal toilet or other tool used to contain feces on a regular basis.

Time to hit the pumpy pot.

Madeline, I'm so sorry your fish died...but it's time to flush it down the pumpy pot!

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020