if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

that’s so sad, alexa play despacito

A commonly used phrase, usually to express sadness.

Oh my gosh, nuclear war is coming, we’re all going to die!
That’s so sad, alexa play despacito

by Alexa Play Despacito July 3, 2018

Play Station 3

Sony's newest gaming system. Prone to critisism and flat out flaming from biased retards who don't know shit.

The PS3 works great, it costs 500$, Really the only good games it does not have is Halo3....Lets compare...

PS3 v.s Wii: PS3 has a social network,PS3 actually has 3rd party games. With the Wii you get to burn about 2 calories a day...

PS3 v.s Xbox360:Playstaion Network is FREE and it works just fine(so long as you have a WORKING Internet connection)
PS3's social network is not full of cussing 12 year olds. The Xbox360 gets most of the good games (Although about EVERY game released for it can be played on the Personal Computer)

"The only game you can play on the Play Station 3 is like Ridge Racer 'n stuff" Said the idiot

The guy replied with "That's not true, you can also play Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Armored Core 4, CoD4, the Orange Box and much, much more."

"Home...'nuff said"

by NotBob3k June 15, 2008

Playarific

Used to described someone or something that is cool, fly or stylish. A mixture of playa and terrific, along the lines of ballin.

Damn bro, your new ride is playarific!

Did you see Zmans new shoes? Those things have playarific written all over them!

by Zac Hall April 3, 2007

playdo

To express satisfaction towards someone elses action, like "well played"

(friend flattens a happyslapper) - "Playdo!"

by Drewby89 December 5, 2007

play it where it lays

To have sex where ever the opportunity happens to present itself.

Exchange between 2 guys:

Guy 1: When my girlfriend came back from college at Christmas, the gift she gave me was to have sex under the Christmas tree with me.

Guy 2: Way to play it where it lays dude!

by L. G. Guentert February 15, 2008

Play government

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam

My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.

by Rizvah April 3, 2008