PENIS

A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.

OMG LOOK AT HIS MASSIVE PENIS.

by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019

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The ultimate battle weapon not to be confused with pen or is. Often used by lesbians as a dildo.

A: I love penis

B:Oh yeah I bought one off Amazon yesterday but I haven't tried it out yet.

by EpicPenisManIsAwesome March 27, 2019

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A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.

Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*

by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019

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Two sailers and one captain

Damn, He has a huge penis

by niggas niggered that nigger April 1, 2019

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Something that girls like the most unless they are lesbian! If it’s too big girls enjoy the most and if it’s small then that boy can never get a girl!

You can’t get a girl if don’t have a big and large penis!

by Dirty_Dick April 8, 2019

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