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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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St Patrick’s School

The birthplace of all cool singaporeans men.
i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School
by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021
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patrick shwavy

When you do soemhting so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ganglygreen December 17, 2019
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patrick

the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
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Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.
Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary
by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021
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Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love
Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot
by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019
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Ryan Patrick Outlaw

Some one who thinks they're big time but really aren't.
by Ellisorus January 3, 2019
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