Patrick

The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side

Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is one of those people who you just gotta love I mean he’s the money man the ladies man and if your name is Charlotte Patrick is the guy for you

Teacher:Name a person who is always there for you

Student:Patrick

by Phigs11 December 3, 2019

Patrick Batema

He played batman in that one movie

Tyrone: Oh my gosh I am tired
Byrone: Patrick Batema

by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024

Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.

Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.

by John André September 30, 2025

patrick shwavy

1. When you get insanely drunk that you do shit that make you question your existence

Yoooo I got patrick shwavy'd and accidentally fucked my grandmother

by Matty Fuckin Smokes December 16, 2019

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021