Man Paint

Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

by beardedragon June 2, 2009

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011

Nail Paint

because i don't wana fucking say nail polish

Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.

by Gdelicious November 11, 2014

ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

Eat Pant Day

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.

Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!

by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018