Parker

a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry

" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"

by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019

Tyler Parker

Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in

'That guy is such a Tyler Parker'

by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016

Parker ruhlen

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.

Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”

by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker

Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.

THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT

by LeftySs April 26, 2022

Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.

AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER

by qwaesrty June 12, 2023