POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.

At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.

by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003

fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by kathydumper August 25, 2009

Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.

I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!

by Mysterious Bitcx April 8, 2011

Prone Position

The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.

Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasy salad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).

by Bobby Johnson from Vici August 16, 2012

Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Juxta Position

It is a sex position, where your in between a hot girl and a fugly girl, and you just have the fugly girl there to make the hot girl look hotter. You focus all your attention on the hot girl, and just look at the fugly girl when you need motivation.

Timmy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy girl, want to be in my Juxta Position
Fugly Girl: I would be the hot one right?
Timmy:Yeeah suuuuuuuuuure.....
Kate Upton: Okay now Timmy, ready to fuck?
Timmy: Yeah just bringing along this girl for Juxta Position

by WesleySuxDick December 2, 2014