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Meli-Poo

A nickname that is a variant of Melina, for which has more sentiment in its meaning. It is reserved for use only when in a serious relationship with a Melina and where both parties are very comfortable with eachother. Meli-poo should only be used for the most amazing, lovable, and adorable Melina's. If you're ever called Meli-poo, you should feel extremely flattered because calling someone Meli-poo is a symbol that you are the best Melina in their life and they love you, cherish you whole-heartedly, and think that you are the absolute best person ever.
by Tech.Magic May 5, 2020
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Casper poo

A poo that when you wipe your arse there is nothing on the toilet paper
“Omg dude I did a Casper poo earlier how insane
by Jane36 October 20, 2019
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Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
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Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.
Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.
by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021
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Poo Melter

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"
by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012
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Poo Rocket

I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.
by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019
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Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.
Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.
by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015
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