Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
Get the Crusty poomug. Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.
by driverone January 13, 2014
Get the Poo lasermug. (phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016
Get the Flirting with poomug. “noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021
Get the poo in the noosemug. by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
Get the Poo Slingmug. by Jane36 October 20, 2019
Get the Casper poomug. I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.
by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019
Get the Poo Rocketmug.