Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.

Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim

by UnclePaz March 24, 2021

Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt

"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"

by burdenbageater69 May 29, 2018

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...

Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"

by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.

Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!

by cheesepleese January 2, 2012

piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.

Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?

by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020