Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"

Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.

by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011

pimp

a word egotistical and arrogant little boys use in junior high to equalize and stabalize there ever so raging hormones. they go around saying i am a motherf*&^%$# pimp homie!! then their homeboys shout fo shizzle! they also call all girls slut, bitch! they think they are something they are not. hence they think they are pimps when in reality they are wimps!!

boy 1: hey bitch let me grab your ass! now tell me who the f*&^ is your pimp?
slutty girl: you are baby!
non-slutty girl: have some respect for girls you f*&^*&^ worthless wimp!
boy2: ohhhhh...you got burned by dat slut! anyways nice job homie..holla!!

by do not call me a slut! October 14, 2004

snow pimp

being the king of the white powdery substance game

you check out rob hes buyin from big jeezy the snow pimp again

by big jeezy April 26, 2006

jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies

look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!

by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003

Pimp

Pimp is a highly successful male Swinger.

Tony: Prince was such a Pimp he slept with more women in a year than most guys will sleep with their entire lives. Too bad he's dead.

Jumaine: You got that right! He will be missed.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

pimp parking

Backing up into a parking space instead of just pulling into a parking space.

She said they were about to tow her sons car away because he pimp parked.

by Rayn August 26, 2005

woman pimp

1. a woman who uses her pizzy hand ta kizzy her dawg whores up

2. a woman who takes on tha piznimp job n uses tha money she be makin ta buy mizzle dawg whores

A.K.A.: wo-pimp

"Yo man, if u dont keep yoself up, we be getting mad slapped by our woman pimp (wo-pimp)"

"yo son, if u dont keep your woman pimp (wo-pimp) happy, she mad b sellin u"

by feex July 15, 2007