Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.

He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!

by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Hungry Penguin

Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.

They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.

by Brancher June 13, 2023

Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024