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toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
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toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it
Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass
by ethab April 16, 2015
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toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
by huge fucking titties February 2, 2016
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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011
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Toilet pepper

Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper
“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”
by taWa_personn November 30, 2021
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