Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

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oil rig

when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.

I'm about to oil rig that sweet ass.

by brownbag1349 June 5, 2016

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oil pan

The act of a woman squeezing her peroid Blood into your mouth while you Conley sleep with your mouth open and she squats over you.

Elvis was having fun until tell his wife made him her oil pan

by Dolls deep January 23, 2018

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oil nose

A man with an irregularly large nose

Errr oil nose

by OilCheexz December 10, 2019

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Oil nose

A man with an irregularly large nose

Errrr oil nose

by OilCheexz December 10, 2019

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Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

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