john dickenson

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023

John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

John Marshall

The ultimate dad

Drake: OMG is that John Marshall coming down the street in his sexy truck?
Anybody else: Yah he’s such a dad

by Lskjjsjssjskosos December 1, 2019

John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.

I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.

by editor11 January 1, 2012

John Cree

There isn't really a definition to define this man of his marvelous qualities, there just isn't enough words in the English language to describe how legendary this human being is. (A man from Grange Academy, Kilmarnock, UK)

See Sir John Cree, he is an absolutely breathtaking man

by Ulla Britta December 2, 2019

john boon

Cockney rhyming slang for koon

I cant believe John shagged a john boon

by Robbie lolzorz May 29, 2008