cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

by gaspey123 June 15, 2009

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Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 09, 2019

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cow butt

a wide but flat butt, like that of a cow

"That girl looks nothing like me! Sure, we both have the same complexion and hair color, but she has a cow butt and I have more of a bubble butt."

by chemiz April 25, 2014

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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 13, 2008

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cow at a BBQ

one who feels very uncomfortable around a particular crowd. Who feels they might be confronted or blamed for the first thing that comes up. Feeling like you stand out in a particular crowd and are the topic of conversation.

I went to this party for a model friend of mine, man i felt like a cow at a BBQ. (everyone was beutiful except for daggy old me...)

by Jules December 09, 2004

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