Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.
I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.
by MsAbigail July 17, 2010
The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.
by MegaToast July 01, 2015
Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 23, 2010
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by billy walking August 22, 2006
because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different
me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS
by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 03, 2017