Slice Me Nice

The parting of the bum cheeks before anal. Usually a reference to intercourse between gay men. Made popular by the sold out on Itunes cover by Lady Lloyd one of the most famous Drag Queens/Fuck Ups in History, Star of the infamous Drag Queens of London (verified on Twitter)

You sliced my ass in two
That man over there I'd love him to slice me nice
I would slice you nice all over London

by lilbandit88 June 26, 2018

nice ghetto

Something on its face appears good or of high quality yet ultimately it has unfavorable characteristics.

Car Mechanic, "We can get your rig running today, but it's going to cost $500 for the part." -That's nice ghetto.

Your friend has a garden hose in replace of his door handle on his 85 Honda Civic w/ 18" crome rims. -That's nice ghetto

You unpack your suitcase on vacation to realize you forgot your cell phone charger. -That's nice ghetto

by Paul Tramontano March 22, 2004

niceville police

People who obviously grew up in niceville, and through the several years of meth. crack, and god knows what other drugs, tied in with the self loathng said city beats into you, have came to the conclusion that the only way they will ever amount to anything in their life is to go to the 6 month class that is held at the local comunity college and drive around the whole 5 miles that make up the city looking for people they used to do drugs with, or children in their family's they know to cause trouble and scare them by not only pulling them over, but getting half the other cops on duty, all if there is not another arrest going on, give you a lecture about how they should send you to jail then let you go with a ticket.

Guy 1-Have you been to niceville?

Guy 2-Yeah and i met all of the niceville police when i got pulld over for a blown tag light.

by jay 3 ef ef good win April 13, 2009

Wisconsin Nice

When March rolls around in Wisconsin and the temperature goes from 10 degrees to higher than 40 degrees. Wisconsin residents en masse are then seen in shorts, t-shirts, grilling out and throwing footballs around like it was 75 degrees and summer out. Since 40 degrees in the south would be considered oppressive weather and not "nice" it is referred to as Wisconsin Nice.

Robert: Get your shorts on everybody and get the ball, it is freakin' Wisconsin Nice out today!

Southern Man: Are you serious? It is 45 degrees out! I'll freeze!

by Wisconsinmanboy March 17, 2010

Nice Guy

A genuinely outgoing sweet honest caring person that is charming, and cute.

What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!

by ShaBoomQueefah August 24, 2012

haha nice.

Literally means the exact opposite, the furthest thing from nice. Used as a conversation stopper when you when you are too scared to call a friend out on their shit but just pray they don't give you any more details. Bonus points if you send it over text, extra bonus points if it is over two separate texts.

Bro 1: yo dude I made out with your ex last night.

Bro 2: haha nice.

by j123123123 June 15, 2016

Nice Guys Finish Last

When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.

Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."

by Perfect2016 July 10, 2016