real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity

Don't be a real catfish bitch

by Puddinover05 April 13, 2017

bitch be for real

bitch be for real

bitch be for real i am not ok

by ickkkkkkk April 16, 2019

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

Real World

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

by A2P December 7, 2004

Keep it real

a closing statement used to say goodbye and often by Christians as a reminder to keep their faith real - as in not hypocritical.

(after a bible study has ended) Later bro, keep it real!

by ling-James December 12, 2009

real hug

When you hug someone and slide your hands down their back and grab their ass.

I just saw Rita at the bar and I have her a real hug. Hug ass

by chia727 October 12, 2016

Real b

A real bitch. Similar to bad bitch. Basically a badass bitch. Someone who is the definition of "the realest," (not related to Iggy Azalea). A female who pays her bills, makes that money, has no worries and has her life under control. She also had badass qualities and will fight anyone who tries to be a realer b than her. And she knows that she's the baddest and realest in the room. You cannot touch them.

Jess is a real b. You can't mess with her.

by ispeakurbanics May 7, 2018