Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021

Tungsten Shoe

Kirby's down A attack when used to edge guard an oppononent who is attempting to recover. Named so because it seems as though Kirby keeps an extremely dense material in his shoes in order to send enemies downward with such force.

Link was rocketed straight down by the Tungsten Shoe

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Shoe ID

To identify people inside a building by the shoes they leave at the entrance.

Person: Yo who at this party?
You: I don't know everyone but I Shoe ID'ed Sharon, Jeff and Dominic earlier.
Person: You're cool

by Postalt December 6, 2018

breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'

person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe

by fieldzz March 27, 2011

shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

bitchy shoes

Women shoes that look real good, but are painful to wear.

It's going to be a long day at the mall, my wife is wearing her bitchy shoes.

by dakkmaddy November 11, 2013

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 20, 2022