excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

by krazy836 March 14, 2012

hunter march

host on awesomeness tv who lowkey has a crush on Lauren Elizabeth

hunter march hosted tap that awesome app

by goldenunicornnnn September 29, 2017

Hobo Merch

Clothes from the thrift shop

I just got maddd hobo merch from the thrift shop

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

like merchant

An elite individual who likes your tweets and posts

“Hey do you know ‘ConejoPistolero?’ “
“Yea dude, he’s an elite like merchant!”

by ConejoPistolero July 2, 2019

mega march masturbation mayhem

Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.

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by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

17th March

The 17th of March is traditionally known as fuck a friend day. On this day, 2 people who are normally friends put everything aside for the night to have sex.

Guy: Today’s the 17th March, can we fuck?
Girl: Just for today, because it’s fuck a friend day.

by Hammer40k March 16, 2021