Mantasy

A "Mantasy" is a typical man's fantasy. A fantasy a man would have.

Watching a movie that has really hot women and really hot cars that most men can only fantasize about.

I would describe this movie as a typical "Mantasy" movie.

by nocturnalight July 7, 2009

Mental Illness hubris

Due to the mental illness of the individual, they feel their own insane outlooks and observations as truths, and therefore, feel the need to give horrible medical and psychological advice without a degree.

Tell Jimmy the dog that tells him to shit in public areas doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm not bipolar. His mental illness hubris is acting up again.

by Dr. Katz December 15, 2010

corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

Mantana

The alternative name for Montana. Reason for use is that there is so few attractive woman in Montana to the number of men that it only seems appropriate to call it Mantana.

Andrew was discussing where he wanted to go to college to his friend and mentioned the University of Montana. His friend immediately interupted him saying, " Why ever would you want to go to Mantana? There's no women there!"

by JohnJohnson March 30, 2007

Muntart

someone who is both a munter and a tart!!

look at that ugly over there with her baps out!! what a muntart she is!

by anon1982 December 27, 2006

Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.

A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009

Mentalate

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.

Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.

by C. Scully August 25, 2008